Things You Try To Avoid

My mom sent me a lengthy email with the following sentence imbedded in it:
"I have decided that my shower gift to you will be a trousseau. We have a start with the neglige but i will need to know what you would like in underwear, slips/camisoles, pantyhose, slippers (sizes) and honeymoon wear when you decide on where you will go."

There's just something so wrong about your mom buying you lingerie for your wedding or for any time in life for that matter. It's just not something you want to think of in the middle of *ahem* moments.