Actual online conversation between me and my friend, Sabrina:
Me: well, my calendars prolly won't be delivered today I'd bet seeing as UPS had them at 2:34am this morning in Rutherford, NJ LOL
Sabrina: I wonder if UPS took the sun to NJ, too.
Me: No, I think the sun skipped town and country. I think we need to go to Central America
Sabrina: nah...too humid. And too many bugs
Me: most likely answer is that the sun was captured by a drug cartel
Sabrina: ew, bugs
Sabrina: The Republicans have it and are getting ready to blame Obama.
Me: no, no.. the Republicans arranged for a drug cartel to capture it but are going to make it look like Obama's fault because it's a cartel that the USA may have tried to work with to capture bigger cartels in the 1980s
Sabrina: The sun is being obscured by greenhouse gases.
Me: that's too realistic.. I thought we were going for fantastical here
Sabrina: those aren't clouds, it's rust belt smog.
Me: nah.. not enough manufacturing to make that happen anymore
Sabrina: republicans doing one thing and blaming democrats for it isn't realistic?
Me: well, that's why I amended it
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