Inspired by a coffeehouse in a semi-Non sequitur manner
What did you stuff the eggs with?
Just ran out of candy and will have to buy more but the first almost 500 will have a two pieces each of either Bit O Honey, Milky Way, Twix, Hershey Kisses, Double Bubble, Snickers, Kit Kat, Mary Janes, Tootsie Rolls, Caramels, Rolos, Reeses' Cup, Milky Way, Milky Way Dark, Heath, or Caramel Creme. The next batch will most likely be more of the same depending on what I can get the most of at a decent price at Sam's Club.
Oh..You put the good stuff in the eggs :)
Wha? No rusty razor blades or used iv needles?