Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Liberally stolen from Buffalo Bloggers Buffalo Pundit & Byzantium's Shores.

Here's a list of the 50 worst songs of all time. You have to highlight the ones you actually LIKE.

1. We Built This City ... Starship (I hate to admit to this)
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice (the ultimate sing along on the ski bus!)
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts (Oh just try not to clap your hands at *that* spot!)
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something (Even saw them in concert)
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies (Oh come on.. this is quality stuff!)
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M. (Featuring the chick from the B-52s).
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex (I don't know what's wrong with me)
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred (It's fun to dance to)
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion ("Yooooo'rrrreeeeee HEEEERRRRREEE!! There's NOOOOTHING I FEAR!".. I know... all respect just went out the window for me)


Anonymous said...

Sadly, I can't figure out why about 10 of them are on this list...

Breakfast at Tiffany's
Your body is a Wunnerlan'
Two Princes
From a Distance

ok--kidding about the last one...

Eternally Clueless (sean)

Anonymous said...

I hate pretty much every song on here, but c'mon #26 The End by The Doors. WTF what brain dead pop culture junkie with no regard for music put that on there. Oh wait let me guess cause its ''too long'' and ''i don't get it''. /eyeroll.

~ kevin (b-lo)

andrew said...

In my humble opinion, Numbers 1 to 50 on this list should all be "The Greatest Love of All". Or it should be renamed "The Greatest Pile of Crap".

battlemaiden said...

I have very fond memories of some of these songs. *nostalgic sigh* That Huey Lewis and the News album was the first cassette I ever owned. Oooh, am I dating myself?

Ryan said...

No, you're dating me :op I also grew up listening to that Huey Lewis tape. My best friend at the time was a Boss fan, but I was all about Huey Lewis.

haiku_girl said...

Your guilty comments are WAY funny!

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