Monday, December 06, 2004

I Could Set the Building On Fire...

When I was making out an office order for various supplies a couple weeks ago, had I known that red Swingline staplers were still available on the market, I would have ordered one to grace my desk.

"...but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..." - Milton Waddams in Office Space

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