Tuesday, December 24, 2002
Some Christmas Haikus
Courtesy of The Backfence, I copy and paste some Christmas Haikus for you:
Cash registers ring.
The economy picks up.
So, this is Christmas.
Rudolph, Red-Nosed Deer
Does not buy Santa's Story
Crashes sleigh: pure spite
Twenty percent off!
Everything is marked down!
What you want is gone
Delicate glass orb in bottom of shopping bag
Chink, chink, chink, chink, chink
Eternal question:
Receipt in bag or in hand?
Don't know! Whatever!
I'm sorry sir, but
Credit card was rejected.
You now leave in shame.
Dozens of twist ties
Toy held in box by ten screws
@#$
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